Chapter 260
Chapter 260 Diagnosing His Condition
Everyone suddenly realized that Emrys was diagnosing Spike!
However, Spike didn't appreciate hearing that at all. He immediately responded with an unpleasant tone, "Stop talking nonsense! You're the one suffering from constipation. I'm perfectly healthy!" When he heard the word "constipation," there was a moment of shock in his heart because Emrys had indeed hit the mark.
However, under the watchful eyes of everyone, he wouldn't admit it. Moreover, he never respected Emrys. Whatever Emrys said, he would deny it. He deliberately wanted to embarrass Emrys.
Emrys didn't get angry but continued to smile, saying, "Would you dare to stand up and let me have a look?"
"Sure, I'll stand up. I'm not afraid of you!"
Spike motioned for his girlfriend to move aside and stood up himself, provocatively staring at Emrys. He didn't believe Emrys could do anything to him.
"Judging from your complexion, it is clear that you are experiencing digestive issues. You probably consume too many spicy foods, which leads to gastrointestinal damp-heat. This damages your digestive system, resulting in dryness and loss of lubrication, leading to frequent constipation."
"You're talking nonsense!"
Just as Spike was about to argue, Emrys swiftly approached and pressed a point on his abdomen, causing him to immediately exclaim in anger, "What are you doing?"
"Nothing, just helping you clear the stagnation in your body. If your body is normal, you won't experience any symptoms."
A mysterious and enigmatic smile appeared at the corner of Emrys's mouth. After speaking, he subtly stepped back a few paces.
Spike wanted to argue, but in the next moment, he suddenly felt his stomach churning violently, and the rumbling sounds were as loud as thunder on a rainy day. Following that...
Spike's face turned red, and finally, he couldn't hold it any longer, releasing three extremely foul-smelling farts in a row.
His girlfriend was sitting down, facing the backside of Spike. The three loud farts instantly left her stunned, her face turning pale as she stood up. However, as Spike had held it in too hard, he stopped passing gas from below but instead let out a loud burp that hit her straight in the face.
"Did you intentionally... Ugh..."
Just as the girl in the ultra-short skirt was about to hurl insults and slap her boyfriend, she couldn't help but retch. Hastily, she covered her mouth and nose as she bolted out of the classroom.
In an instant, an extremely strong and unpleasant smell, centered around Spike, spread like a smoke bomb, frightening nearby students who rolled on the ground.
"D*mn, it's toxic..."
They finally understood why Emrys had stepped back earlier. Who could endure such a world-destroying biochemical weapon?
"Students near the window, open it to let in some fresh air. Let's leave the classroom for now. If you don't want to attend my class, you don't have to come back in five minutes."
Emrys hastily spoke and took the lead in rushing out of the classroom.
"D*mn, this teacher runs faster than a rabbit!"
Upon seeing Emrys flee, the students in the classroom immediately covered their noses and rushed toward the door. Before leaving, they didn't forget to glare fiercely at Spike. Why did you show off? D*mn, did you eat sh*t for dinner? This is unbearable!
Before long, the vast T-shaped classroom was empty, except for Spike standing there alone, his reputation ruined.
Roughly five minutes later, Emrys returned to the classroom. By then, Spike had already left.
After making such a fool of himself, he wouldn't have the face to stay in this classroom. Emrys waited for a while.Belongs to NôvelDrama.Org - All rights reserved.
The students entered the classroom one by one, cautiously sniffing their noses to ensure there was no odor inside before sitting down. However, the area around Spike from earlier remained untouched. Is this really necessary?
A few minutes elapsed. The majority of the students who were expected to come back had already done so, accounting for approximately seventy percent of them. Emrys felt extremely pleased with this result.